a écrit le 9 août 2013 à 13h03 Samuel Eto'o: heading to the Premier League? Photograph: Grigory Dukor/Reuters
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Yes it's the Anzhi Makakakakahachachachkakakala clearance sale, and Chelsea have been camped outside the store since midnight – snuggled in a sleeping bag, Thermos in hand – to be at the front of the queue for a bargain. The man at the top of José Mourinho's shopping list is Samuel Eto'o, who is on his way out of the Russian club due to what Anzhi are calling a change in modus operandi but many believe to be a bit of a cash crisis.
SALE NOW ON! This imitation leather Chesterfield just £995! BARGAINS GALORE! Buy one fridge-freezer we'll give you another one absolutely free! YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE! Why would you want two fridge-freezers? Stick one in the shed! INCREDIBLE OFFERS! This nest of tables is yours for only £445! HURRY! WHILE STOCKS LAST! You want a four-times Africa player of the year and three-times Champions League winner? You got it! EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Yes it's the Anzhi Makakakakahachachachkakakala clearance sale, and Chelsea have been camped outside the store since midnight – snuggled in a sleeping bag, Thermos in hand – to be at the front of the queue for a bargain. The man at the top of José Mourinho's shopping list is Samuel Eto'o, who is on his way out of the Russian club due to what Anzhi are calling a change in modus operandi but many believe to be a bit of a cash crisis.
