a écrit le 30 novembre 2009 à 18h50 @to all
Just a few jokes!
Q: What tea do football players drink?
A: Penaltea...
Q: Why are football players never asked to dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling.
Q: Why do football players have so much trouble eating popcorn?
A: They think they can't use their hands.
Q: What does a football player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks.
Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A: Because he was a Boxer.
HEAVEN vs. HELL!!
Some hours after the end of the world, a frontier dispute emerged between heaven and hell.
God invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly.
Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell.
God, always fair, told the devil:
-What a bad idea! The fire must be affecting your brain! The game would be so unfair, don't you know that all the "good" players are here in heaven?! There will be no match!
The devil, smiling, responded:
-yeah, but we've got all the referees..."
Just a few jokes!
Q: What tea do football players drink?
A: Penaltea...
Q: Why are football players never asked to dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling.
Q: Why do football players have so much trouble eating popcorn?
A: They think they can't use their hands.
Q: What does a football player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks.
Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A: Because he was a Boxer.
HEAVEN vs. HELL!!
Some hours after the end of the world, a frontier dispute emerged between heaven and hell.
God invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly.
Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell.
God, always fair, told the devil:
-What a bad idea! The fire must be affecting your brain! The game would be so unfair, don't you know that all the "good" players are here in heaven?! There will be no match!
The devil, smiling, responded:
-yeah, but we've got all the referees..."
