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Benj Benj a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 20h33
@ Mudo

Salut man,s'il te plaît ya t-il un autre joueur Camerounais qui joue ou a joué dans ce club amateur de Cambrai? si quelqu'un a une info par rapport à cela je serai ravi d'avoir cet info et le nom de la personne.
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Zutera Zutera de ATlanta-USA a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 18h30
Suite et fin....


"Sure, it's not as subtle as the parody atom Gurtzman and Kuusivaarta came up with last year," Fredericks said. "But no one really got that one. When you have to explain to people that neutrons are supposed to have a slightly larger mass than protons—not the other way around—in order for them to understand the joke, it's not funny.
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Zutera Zutera de ATlanta-USA a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 18h28
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"We suspected that the creation of such a ludicrously enormous atom would be hilarious, but that hypothesis didn't fully prepare us for how truly funny the result would actually be," Fredericks said. "Man, no way we're getting any more work done this year."

According to post-doctoral stereochemist Kristy Schwarz, Hurley and Fredericks lured her into their lab Tuesday under the pretense of testing some lab equipment in order to surprise her with an image of the massive particle.

"They asked me to see if I thought there was anything wrong with their piezoelectric tube, and then gathered around with these eager looks on their faces as I checked it out," Schwarz said. "As soon as the image of that atom came on the screen, everyone just lost it. I nearly knocked over my model of a constitutional isomer, I was laughing so hard."

Although most of the UC scientists have seen the atom "about 1,000 times" by now, they say they'll never get tired of what is coming to be known as "the ultimate sight gag." Several admitted that they haven't laughed like this since Hurley and Fredericks rearranged the lab's periodic-table poster in such an amusing fashion that the lanthanides and actinides were replaced with isotopes of alkali metals.

"At first, I thought [Humongolium] was just a covalent network crystal lattice, so I didn't know what everyone thought was so funny," particle chemist Bryce Davidson said. "When they told me that it was just one colossal atom, I started cracking up too."

He added: "I know it's just a silly oversize atom, but because it maintained all the same physical properties of regular atoms, and because it still had the same tiny nucleus I'm used to seeing—I dunno. I can't explain it, it's just funny when things are really big."

Some scientists, however, are no longer amused at the atom's exaggerated size.

"Come on. It's a big atom—so what?" part-time lab assistant Bob Freedman said. "That joke has a half-life of about 15 nanoseconds."

Although Hurley and Fredericks admitted that the humor of the novelty atom is "a little broad," they argued that it's refreshing to create material that even a molecular biologist will be able to appreciate.

"Sure, it's not as subtle as the parody atom Gurtzman and Kuusivaarta came up with last year," Fredericks said. "But no one really got that one. When you have to explain to people that neutrons are supposed to have a slightly large
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Zutera Zutera de Atlanta-USA a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 18h26
Pour les Meninges Tolieurs. Quelque chose de marrant

Scientists Create World's Largest Novelty Atom(January 12, 2007 | Issue 43•02 )

CHICAGO—Scientists have long been labeled as overly serious, narrowly focused individuals who don't have time for fun. But two University of Chicago atomic physicists proved that even the most buttoned-down professionals are capable of enjoying a good laugh every now and then. Last week, Drs. Marcus Hurley and Thom Fredericks unveiled what they are calling their "most hilarious work to date": an oversize novelty atom that measures "a ridiculously huge" 8.2 x 10-10 meters in diameter.
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Scientists yuk it up over the atom's ridiculous size.

According to Hurley and Fredericks, who nicknamed the new element "Humongolium," the entire physics department was in hysterics over the sight of an atom nearly 10 times the size of a normal atom and "so big you can practically see it through a high-powered standard optical microscope."

Over the past week, the scientists have been taking their PZT scanner, microscale cantilever, laser, Wheatstone bridge, photodiode, and data-feedback monitor from office to office, trying to get a rise out of colleagues by placing the novelty atom directly next to a common hydrogen atom.

"Look at this thing," said Hurley, who illustrated the size of the particle by holding his thumb right up next to his forefinger in an exaggerated fashion. "And I thought Francium atoms were huge. It's almost as big as a molecule, for crying out loud!"

"God, it just looks so ridiculous," Hurley added, chuckling and shaking his head in disbelief. "Who comes up with this stuff?"

Hurley and Fredericks have put off their research on the properties and applications of ferroelectric materials indefinitely, instead choosing to spend the majority of their time "messing around" with the gigantic atom. In the past two days, they have each gotten their picture taken next to an oversize slide of the atom and e-mailed it to colleagues around the country, put Humongolium in a particle collider to see it smash other atoms into thousands of smaller particles, and irradiated several of the atoms to give them a "goofy green glow."

"We suspected that the creation of such a ludicrously enormous atom would be hilarious, but that hypothesis didn't fully prepare us for how truly funny the result would actually be," Fredericks said. "Man, no way we're getting any more wo
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Africa Africa a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 16h48
13-01-2007 ,Cafonline.com
CAF release 30 best African players in the last 50 years


Following pressing request from the media on the identity of best african player for the last 50 years, CAF have decided to publish the integral list earlier than scheduled.


The Internet users voted for Cameroon legend Roger Milla as the Best African Football Player for the period 1957-2007, he received 2246 votes.


The complete list.
1- Roger MILLA (Cameroon) 2246
2- Mahmoud EL KHATIB (Egypt) 2165
3- Hossam HASSAN (Egypt) 2011
4- Samuel Eto'o (Cameroon) 1840
5- Abedi PELE (Ghana) 1783
6- Georges WEAH (Liberia) 1604
7- Didier Drogba (Côte D'Ivoire ) 1467
8- Nwankwo Kanu (Nigeria) 1209
9- Rabeh MADJER (Algeria) 1176
10- Kalusha BWALYA (Zambia) 1073
11- Michael Essien (Ghana) 996
12- Austin Okocha (Nigeria) 921
13- Saleh Selim (Egypt) 850
14- Lahcène Lalmas (Algeria) 791
15- Bennedict Mc Carthey (South Africa)782
16- El Hadj Diouf (Senegal) 711
17- Noureddine Naybet(Morocco) 692
18- Rashidi Yakini (Nigeria) 649
19- Hany Ramzy (Egypt) 608
20- Hassan Shehata (Egypt) 605
21- Lucas Radebe(South AFRICA) 557
22- Tarek Diab (Tunisia) 541
23- Mohamed El Timoumi (Maroc) 539
24- Anthony Yeboah (Ghana) 511
25- Salif Keita (Mali) 476
26- Karim Abdel Razak (Ghana) 430
27- Samel Osei Kuffour (Ghana) 368
28- Lakhdar Beloumi (Algeria) 305
29- Rigobert Song (Cameroon) 283
30- Nasr Eldeen (JAKSA) Abbas (Sudan)202

CAF had initially programmed to publish, one player on daily basis from January 9 until February 8, 2007, date of creation of CAF. The voting is organized part of festivities marking the 50th anniversary of the Confederation of African Football
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Mainlevee Mainlevee de Hong kong a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 14h48
je suis là
mais je ne suis pas à la page.mais le menu du c'est quoi?
ça fais trés longtemps boy's,j'étais au ngahta,je suis comot le chap
et je suis revenu à toli toli.

MAINLEVEE DE HONG KONG
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Nasoide Nasoide a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 12h38
@Mon oeil
Un bouc émissaire est toujours vite trouvé comme un malheur n'arrive jamais seul, mon oeil. C'est pour cela que je l'ai dit. Mais tu as raison. On n'attend pas la fin pour gagner un match mais un match se gagne aussi vers la fin. Et c'est la loi du jeu.

@John Barrick
Suis ce WE o Mboa mais je remonte dès l'arrivée du Prince Kamga car je dois l'accueillir chez nous.
C'est un honneur pour moi de représenter le toli à cette épreuve douloureuse.
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PETIT ALPHA PETIT ALPHA de Bonanjo / Canton-Bell a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 10h02
@J.BARRICK

Je sais que tu es très pris ...mais tout de même . Moi je te présente alors mes voeux les meilleurs pour l'an nouveau. Ceci étant, j'attends le coup de fil de C.KAMGA ici à DOUL dès qu'il arrive nous en avons parlé lui et moi il ya 2 semaine.

@BON'S
Frèro...mbu mua bwan loba a ninguè disso o monya mbiya mongo moèssé
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Paradisio(Indomptable en essouflement) Paradisio(Indomptable en essouflement) a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 9h08
Foot - Transferts : P-Doumbé à l'essai au Celtic

Jean-Joël Perrier-Doumbé, le défenseur de Rennes, est à l'essai pendant trois jours au Celtic Glasgow. L'international camerounais, barré par Mario Melchiot, souhaite trouver un temps de jeu plus conséquent.
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Paradisio(Indomptable en essouflement) Paradisio(Indomptable en essouflement) a écrit le 13 janvier 2007 à 9h07
Foot - Transferts : Nantes suit Rudolphe Douala

Nantes, qui vient de perdre Christian Wilhelmsson, parti à l'AS Rome, aimerait recruter un joueur de couloir droit pour le remplacer. D'après L'Equipe de samedi, le club suivrait de près l'international camerounais de Portsmouth, Rudolphe Douala. L'ancien du Sporting Portugal, peu utilisé en Angleterre, aurait demandé à quitter le club. Un prêt avec option d'achat à Nantes est envisagé. L'AJ Auxerre serait également sur les rangs.
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